Think about anything but the pink elephant in the corner. This is not the proverbial elephant, but his younger sister. She’s a good deal smaller, but a smaller elephant is like a smaller tank. Just how small can it get before it’s not really a tank?
So think about anything but Agnes, the pink elephant, who [...]
First, the title of this post is a lie born of my confusion: what’s so hard about this issue?
Hey, you: the ones threatened and appalled by gay marriage (I’m pointing my ring finger at you Huckabee.) The debate around gay marriage revolves around the “M” word, and is one of semantics. So I suggest it [...]
News from the front is mixed and leafy.
With the help of Captain Cheryl we were able to recapture the north pass and valley. Those of the enemy’s forces we weren’t able to capture where pinned down. We were able to contain several battalions, but weather conditions forced us to withdraw. No doubt many will escape.
Morale [...]
I’ve worked with the genius behind the story for many years. I’m looking forward to the release!
MERD | Panexa (Acidachrome Promanganate)
PANEXA is a prescription drug that should only be taken by patients experiencing one of the following disorders: metabolism, binocular vision, digestion (solid and liquid), circulation, menstruation, cognition, osculation, extremes of emotion. For patients with coronary heart condition (CHC) or two separate feet (2SF), the dosage of PANEXA should be doubled [...]
how many times have i asked the universe, “would the world be better off without garfield?” little did i know the toll it would take on Jon Arbuckle. all of you who wished for that fat, orange cat to disappear, well, you’re as much to blame as i. we’ve left garfield’s owner in a cartoon-hell [...]
Nu teknolojee makes ur monoter kleenz!
The act of turning a noun into a verb by applying inappropriate suffixi. See also “verbing”.
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